Dartagnan Patricio
About

I am Dartagnan Patricio.

I run Meta ads for local service businesses. Barbershops, spas, real estate teams, gyms. Not SaaS, not ecommerce, not whatever an agency can paste a generic playbook into. Local. That focus is the entire point, and it is the one thing most agencies get wrong.

The Story

I started CTRL Strategies because I watched too many local owners get burned by agencies that never understood local. Big agencies optimize for big businesses. They run a real estate campaign like they are selling software, and a barbershop like it is a Shopify course. It does not work, and the owner is the one who eats the wasted spend.

So I stayed small on purpose. No employees, no account reps, no 22-year-old juggling fourteen other shops. I know every client by name and I am the one inside the account, every day. Most agencies scale by hiring fast and hoping. I would rather run three accounts properly than thirty badly.

I did not come up as a marketer. I came up in sales, closing deals and handling objections, which is where I learned the only thing that actually matters: a lead is worthless until it closes. So I do not optimize for clicks, impressions, or a dashboard full of green arrows. I optimize for booked appointments and revenue you can see in your own bank account.

The Rules

The rules I run by.

Every account follows the same rules. No exceptions, no special cases, no quiet workarounds when a month gets tight.

  • Postal code only. No radius. No "lookalike audiences within 25km."
  • Campaign-level pausing. Never ad-set, never ad-level emergency cuts.
  • Square net sales for revenue attribution. Not gross. Not GMV.
  • Monday Loom every week. If I miss it, the month is free.
  • Three clients per month, ever. That is the cap.

I built a fleet of AI agents to handle the grunt work, so I stay inside every account myself instead of hiring juniors to scale.

Work With Me

If that sounds like how you want your ads run.

Book a 20-minute call. No pitch, just a straight conversation about your business.

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